good for what ails ya

i'm tense, she said.

ya think?!

according to my masseuse on saturday, i had a lot of lactic acid built up around my upperback, shoulders and neck. she used all her force to massage and dissipate the stubborn bubbles of acid. it was actually kinda painful. very therapeutic, but painful. she slathered on the biofreeze and rested a warm towel on my back. then she stretched me out in other areas, aligning my limbs back to their proper position. but my favorite part of all was the scalp massage. i swear to bob nothing feels better than that.

so she sent me home with orders to drink tons of water to help get rid of all that newly dissapaited lactic acid. and 6 samples of biofreeze. and i have to say, they've been working like a charm on the random aches i've been getting lately. and i smell de-lish, let me tell ya. hey maybe that's why that 60 year old man complimented my outfit in the elevator. makes sense now.