today these two hot (read: big boobed) women come into the restaurant for lunch. they were like lucy lui's more attractive cousins. i'll admit that when i saw them even i thought to myself, "damn they're hot!" but the frenzy in the kitchen over these two chicks was absolutely ridiculous. it was as if the guys had never seen a woman before. i mean c'mon, this is california! big (fake) boobs are aplenty here.
the executive chef was the worst. he made them some elaborate special dessert that they didn't even order and had me bring it to them "compliments of the chef". a little while later, he made some big show about going to each table to see how their food was, blah blah, of course as an excuse to stop by the hot chick table. he introduces himself and they say, "oh you don't remember us? we met you here last year!"
doh! smooth, chef. reeeeaaal smoooooth.
so i taunted him in the back and chef says to me, "hey if some hot guys come in, don't worry i got your back. you helped me so i'll help you."
i just laughed and said, "who says i need your help?"
seriously, boys are so dumb.
7 comments:
Well, it's not their fault; their biology robs them of any kind of sense. They see boobs and every shred of the thinking part of their brain poops itself.
Did you really need an explanation for the title? I thought it was just stating the obvious.
hehehe! Too funny!
In more ways than one. :)
OK ... no piling on! We're not all that dumb ... anyway, in 10 or 20 years when gravity wins and the weight of all that silicon (or saline ... just what are they putting in those things these days?) has pulled their faux-boobs down to their knees, we'll see who is getting the free deserts.
Ha ha. Good one.
I think we get a lot smarter when our male hormones start to decline, later in life.
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