just call me foxy!

holy afro! this wig is probably my favorite purchase of the year! just think of how much fun it will be besides halloween!!! the best part of this costume was my eye makeup but alas, this picture does not do it justice.













here's my brother the sumo wrestler, sharing the dance floor and stripper pole with a giant penis and male aerobics instructor.














me and the girls. i am by far the oldest of the group, hence my non-skanky costume. at least i can use my dress again! :)













by far, my favorite costume of the night: a dude as ugly betty!


luckily, but weirdly, i didn't get out of control drunk. i was able to maintain a slight buzz at one point in the night, but for some reason wasn't able to maintain it for long and i was ready to leave the party at 12:30. most likely because i was drinking vodka and not beer. or i'm getting old. one of the two.

something about the night brought out the skanks, both girls and boys. every girl had a skanky costume. and a good number of boys either wore nothing more than briefs and a cape or shorty shorts. it was hilarious! by the time i left, no one had stripped down to any less, but i wouldn't put it past 'em.

on tuesday, my mom's school is having a halloween carnival, and i've got a g-rated version of my costume so i can help out. on wednesday, we're taking the monchichi for his first trick-or-treating experience. it should be interesting!