ok so maybe i'm a loser for doing this but, hey whatever we all do this right? right?!
i was bored. and i remembered that yesterday was my ex's birthday. so i looked him up on myspace (the other playground for the devil). and lo and behold he has a new girlfriend! not a surprise at all. just a surprise that he'd announce it publicly, considering his sneaky, cheating ways.
but anyways, the new gf? omg. i am SOOOOO much cuter.
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I'm quite sure you could figuratively and literally run circles around his new squeeze.
Yes you ARE SOOOOOOOO much (not cuter) hotter ;-) She deserves him :P
That's always satisfying to know. One of my ex-boyfriends has a wife with a behind the size of Texas. That gives me a great deal of satisfaction as well.
you can be happy you weren't drinking & calling him.
Although, wouldn't it of been awesome, to run into them, with you smokin HOTT & her, NOT!!!
I use to love that, now I'm afraid I'd be the 'NOT'! lol
Of course you are cuter! Furthermore, you are a cute marathon runner. :) You can't really beat that.
you are soooo much cuter!!!! My ex's girlfriend, the one he cheated with, is so not cute. Plus she has no sense of fashion!
It's his loss.
Bwaaaa-ha! ha! ha! Love it. And your tootsies are fascinating. Love it! You should be proud- you have nice toes (aside from the bloody toe nail). Mine are long, skinny, and scary mo'fos that make grown men yelp and take a step back.
You are cuter and you run marathons. What was he thinking? Oh yeah, probably wasn't!!
I love your chutzpa, MPA! Of course you're cuter! And smarter!(Narsty toenails, by the way -- you'll have to photograph them after they fall off. That's some fun times right there.)
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