ok joe, this is for you:
1. i really am petite. 5'3" tall. 28" inseam.
2. but i'm way taller than my mom. i think she's barely 5', if that.
3. i started running about a year ago.
4. before that, i dabbled in tae kwon do, kickboxing, a summer of tennis lessons, and random step aerobics classes.
5. but for the most part, i did absolutely nothing athletic or sporty.
6. in high school, i took phys ed in the summer at the community college because i wanted to take electives like yearbook and photography during the school year.
7. worked out better that way, since i'm a better graphic designer than i am a runner.
8. i chose my college based on the brochure. i'd never visited the school, much less the state, much less the coast it was on.
9. it's the only school i applied to and i sent in the application the night before.
10. i thought i'd come right back to california once i was done. i ended up staying for 6 more years.
11. now i'm back to "settle down".
12. ha! yeah, right.
13. it's march and i still have my tan lines from the summer.
14. i heart the summer.
15. i heart the beach.
16. i really am afraid of getting skin cancer but honestly, i'm more afraid of wrinkles.
17. but i can't help it, i love the sun.
18. sometimes my own driving gets me car sick.
19. i have a bad habit of making up weird nicknames for people. so far, no one has seemed to mind. but it isn't until much later that i think about how rude it is.
20. i am too honest. words stumble out of my mouth without me thinking sometimes.
21. now that i am 28, i'm beginning to regret getting my belly button pierced.
22. i do sometimes wish i could have my tongue ring back. but not enough to get it repierced.
23. my nose ring? cutest. thing. ever.
24. i have no tattoos. and don't ever want one.
25. i am a leo.
26. i don't believe too much in astrology, but everything they say about leos is very true for me.
27. if i won the lottery, i would never work again. i know people say they would or would work for charity or whatever. but not me.
28. i'd run in exotic locations, soak up the sun on every coast, perfect recipes for the lavish meals i'd cook for my family and friends, make jewelry, learn to sew, read more, explore, and best of all, take lots of naps.
29. i'm a food network whore.
30. even rachael ray's 30 minute meals.
31. she really annoys me, but i've learned a lot from watching her.
32. who i REALLY don't like is that giada delaurentis chick. barf!
33. never trust a skinny cook.
34. i've worked in restaurants, off and on, for over 10 years. even when i had a full-time office job.
35. when i was a kid, i went door to door to sell my drawings. and people actually bought them.
36. i like shopping at vintage and secondhand stores.
37. i drive a vw.
38. that's where my blog name came from.
39. i get really crabby when i'm hungry. or tired.
40. i have a pretty crass sense of humor. but i try to keep in check on my blog because i don't think it translates the same way on paper (er, on screen?)
41. i don't order dessert, unless it's creme brulee.
42. then i eat only the carmelized sugar.
43. lance armstrong really annoyed me until he ran the marathon.
44. then he became kinda cute.
45. i take 5 minute showers. actually, they're probably shorter.
46. i have this thing against wasting water.
47. i 've been to 23 states in the U.S.
48. i've gone to mardi gras, but never had a wild spring break.
49. easter is my favorite holiday.
50. fourth of july is a close second.
51. i know the greek alphabet, but not because i was in a sorority.
52. i know the sign language alphabet, but very few words.
53. i studied spanish for 7 1/2 years and speak it pretty poorly. what i have retained can only be attributed to my restaurant career.
54. making this list is harder than it seems. and sadly, it's pretty boring.
55. i'm surprised it doesn't have more to do with food.
56. i don't like when people call me "cute".
57. or when people call me "exotic".
58. i do like it when people call me funny.
59. i don't know if i'll ever be the type to have a running partner.
60. i think finding the right person to run with is the same science as finding a partner in life.
61. and i'm flying solo on both accounts so far.
62. i always somehow end up dating jocks, even though i was and am far from one.
63. i won the 2nd grade spelling bee. it's been downhill since then.
64. i have a voo doo doll.
65. my favorite color is red.
66. my favorite drink is beer. honestly and embarrassingly, i'll drink most any of it.
67. my favorite non-beer drink is a mojito.
68. my favorite time of the day is dawn.
69. my first race number was 69.
whew! i hope to bob i'm more interesting than this list. and i still owe you 31 more...
8 comments:
> 28. ...and best of all, take lots of naps.
I'm with you!
> 58. i do like it when people call me funny.
Allllllllllllllllll-righty then! You're funny!
> 66. my favorite drink is beer.
Excellent! What about hockey? Do you like hockey? Please, please say 'yes'!
> 69. my first race number was 69.
Um...well...err... :-)
Thanks for sharing!
I found your blog through Anne (run-dmz. The nickname thing... Everyone at work has one. I'm not sure how it started but we get confused when someone asks for one of the staff by their real name. LOL. AND, I'm also 5'3"... Good luck on your upcomming half marathon!
You're taller than my wife. She's 5' 2". Not sure of the inseam. But she does weigh 114lbs at 45. Your comment at the end was not needed because your list displays a person that is very interesting.
I've been trying to outgrow the "cute" label for years, but I've been unsuccessful. Let me know if you find a good way!
I too get crabby when I am hungry! Watch out gentlemen!
You are super funny... gotta nickname for me?! hehehe
Your first race number was 69... for some reason I feel as if this was a planned bib number!
5'3 is actually the height of the average American woman. Wonder what the average inseam is.
I thought your list was cute.
KIDDING.
I hope #70 will explain your fixation with 69!
We have much in common and I can't believe I'm shorter than you. I'm not petite though, that's for sure.
My favorite was the Giada swipe. You're right to never trust a skinny cook, which also makes me wonder about that Sandra Lee, especially since she's heavy on processed foods and booze. Oh, did you know the reason Giada doesn't run: It'll hurt her boobs. I kid you not. I read it in a magazine.
Great list! creme brulee is on of my favorites also. I went on a world tour to find the creme brulee between 2001 and 2003. I order creme brulee in every place that offered it in France, England (bad choice) and the US. I don't think it's the taste as much as the pleasure of cracking the carmalized sugar on top.
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